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okay so a friend of mine said, she went to a tractor dag! She ment a tractor pull, how cool would it be to drag race tractor? with exast pipes fins rims... etc. It would be fun. just a thought

Pick-up Lines: Cheesy

"Would you excuse me while I turn the fire trucks around, they showed up because you are on fire."

Conditions & Forecast : Weather Underground

ok so a 60% chance of rain, does that mean, that there is 100% chance of it raining but only 60% chance it'll be over you?

define: placebo

I asked some one to give me a placebo.. Is that possible to administer a placebo to yourself?

this is the free-wheeler. It is a one wheeld stand up unicycle type extreme toy. It is riden by standind on fork pegs that com out at the axel. it needs some tweeking, it would be fun to ride. if you want to try it drop me an email. I copy-righted it using the method mentioned in a previous post.

Make A Pinata

I got whacked like a Pinata, and got my candy stolen.

NBA Coverage: Wade brought Heat

"I brought on the heat, like yelling bomb in an airport" quote by Jim

Apple - Support - Discussions - iTunes for Windows

Apple please add sub playlists to iTunes Playlist feature.... It would be great. Here is mockup of a coldplay playlist. also Right click (ctrol click on a mac) on burn icon allows you to burn to mp3 cd or audio, and right click on import allows different import bit rates and types. these are essentials.

Updated: you can make subplaylist by going File/New folder boy wish i knew that b4 i went to all the work of making that graphic, not bad though.

List of most expensive films - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

ok another idea, a good goal to any aspiring writers out there, write a book/novel that contains so many wacky special effects that it would be to expensive to ever make a movie about. just a thought I wanted to share.

Music on hold Phone Extension Activator, P.E.A or TEHMA

Ok so today i called linksys to get a replacement for my PAP2 adapter. I got to travel the world, via the transfer to another operator. So they kept transfering me from operator to operator. I got to visit india maybe china the red sea, seattle, and all from the comfort of my own home thanks linksys. it was amazing and the hold music, linksys basiclly plays the same song over and over again adnasium, i believe so you cant actually count the songs and now how long you have been on hold.

oh i rep told me, u gotta call vonage, hung up on that one (kindly). got the other rep and traveled the world.

Tommorow hopefully napal, or New Foundland

Bumper Stickers and Custom Stickers by Bumper Art

Thought of a funny bumper sticker

"If you see this car flying, please shoot it down."

Guinness World Records

Ok lets figure this out. If you are the first to do anything you are by virtue of your efforts "The Worlds Greatest" I mean really lets figure this out.

Records to Break
"Fastest 1 Hand clapping while walking a mile"
"most times someone said Frogs jumping in cars in an hour"
"most breaths taken in a life"

Now any of these is up for grabs to the aspiring Athele, go 4 it. be the first to do it, and your the worlds greatest.

Take Charge: Fighting Back Against Identity Theft

So me and a friend were talking about ID theft, isince it is so rampant tody with Phishing techiques getting craftyer. WI mentioned to him that "Man Someone would be sorry if they ever stole his IDentity. (we were goofin so its cool) you could imagine him applying for credit cards, loans, library card... DENIED!!!! and then the cops come by an bust him because they think he's you!

Classic

U.S. Copyright Office - Visual Art Works Registration

The idea of copyrighting something. the "poor man's copyright" was a certified letter sealed with the contents mail to self and never opened. Well this would work, but in the digital age would emailing your ideas and content "i.e. your graphics etc" to emails you own. so say my handy graphic of don't dis-my-ability if i emailed it to my multiple email addresses and never opened it, would a court case allow me to suppona msn or yahoo or gmail to verify that the emails were never opened. so would that allow me to verify that i had copy rifght to them. that i had created them... i thinks so.

Dunlop Maxply McEnroe Racquets Customer Feedback

"the Johnny Mac Smack" my PCA loves this racket. this is a catch phrase I came up with. "You can not be serious" the racket is not bad.

How to Write a Third Person Narrative

So me and a friend were chatting and decieded to talk about him in the third person. it was so classic. a take off the Sienfeld episode the "the Jimmy" where the guy speaks in the 3rd person about himself, "Jimmy really likes you"

Me: let talk about u in 3rd person
i think jarred likes chuck and ryan
Jarred : I think so too
Jared is quite fond of tem I think
Me: he uses google talk allot now
Jarred: Yes he does
I wonder why that is
Me: did he have fun down south?
Jarred: Yes he did, it was so very encouraging for him
But it was tyring physically, he's still recovring, But it was worth it
Me: oh he is very self sacrificing, and kind
Jarred: Well I dont know about that, He can seem that way
Me: we'll some
Jarred: Sometimes he will just randomly kerate people
Me: jarred thinks he's so smart
Me: i think he's a flake
Jarred: he can be quite full of himself Corn flake? yummy
Me: is it gossip if we are talkin bad about u 2 you?
Jarred: I think its great either way

Andy Goldsworthy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Today art and the artisan is not about the phyisical art but more about the artist statement. how he achives his vision. So say you have an artist who's statement is: "I don't use any non organic material or and never disturb the natual enviorment." But then the guy who's statement is "I only disturb the enviorment.... only"

I mean seriously think about this if you want to be big, just paint on a canvas one stronk of color, every 97th day for 684 days. Thats your statement, and only use processed paints... bingo! your golden

define: desensitized - Google Search

Was talking to a friend today and ran this test on him. During the course of our conversation i would randomly stat that "50 kittens just died" to which he would start laughing. Now you and I feel and abhoration to the tought of cute little kittens dying. But if you try this test on many of today's youth they laugh. It is rather destressing.

You can use any life and it will strike the same cord. I'll try 50 iPods just broke, bet thats a tragady

YouTube - My Videos

You know it is so unique now in this interconnected time period, when people from every where can share information. The storm that hit my area necn,com was taking clips from people around the new england area. it just a matter of time till pop up web casters get shots at being a news caster. it'll be neat and soon.

Artist : Athlete

I love this band... so good

It is cool napster lets you listen to almost any song they have 5 times before you need to buy it. Great way to preview songs and get a feel b4 you iTune it. Here is a cool iTune tip i thought of that i use. under edit.preferences>Advanced choose copy files to iTunes folder when adding to library. The benefit of this is that after you add files you can delete the files from desktop/email/internet etc. Good way to make sure u don't lose the files.

When will Apple start selling OS X to install on PC's? If you figure M$oft made its loot selling OS's why on earth is Apple not doing the same? Their iLife series would be great for PC's, now that they run on Intels i bet the sell their OS's soon.

Extra Bases - Red Sox blog - Boston.com

so veriteck just homered off John Halama (former Red Sox) it made me think. When a catcher bats against a pitcher he use to catch for he has an avantage. he knows what pitches he likes, what his tendencys are. What is his strike out pitch. Just tht slight advantage is so cool.

Tek goes Yard

Oh here is a graphic i made, think its decent. if you want tee shirts with this let me know okay. rock on

New England flooding �to get worse� - Weather - MSNBC.com

Ok so its bad here. My house fortunatly is on high ground so every flood we do deal with the basement stuff that sadly many do. all i got to deal with is being trapped on an island for 4-5 days. so got food and am stylin.

Random thought. imagine if all the water from a storm like this fell all at once, man that would change things "here it comes hurry hid inside" wooosh

wow

Odds of Dying - NSC

So my friend went flying today, i told him "your plane is gonna crash man you are done for" He was freaked but it was my way of protecting him. I figure that of all the planes that crashed last zero of the victums were told that they were gonna crash, i bet zero people are ever told that, what are the odds??? figure you are gonna get hit by a meteor, now you wont be. you owe me 8)

GridIron Software - Nucleo Pro

Ok I Use Adobe After Effects, it is a great program, so flexible. this new plug-in is just amazing to me. it works great. my only question is when will Adobe buy gridIron software, soon i bet.

Boston Red Sox : Game Wrapup
ok so the Red Sox left 32 men on base LOB last night. Crazy! I always get dishartened when i think about it.

"the Red Sox Leave more men stranded than FEMA."

YouTube - The Bird Fever

This bird flu thing could be bad. I was thinkin, i like baseball and bird flu could really put a damper on sporting and any fan collective events, really. Who's going to go to a baseball game with 50,000 potentail carriers... i thinking few.

My idea is brocast the game in empty stadiums over the net and TV. Its time for athletes to step up

FOX Sports - MLB - Baseball's breakable and unbreakable records

Baseball needs a switch pitching pitcher a good one. that would be classic. He could start in a season twice as many games, go twice a week, or switch side per need by batter.

He could throw 200 pitches a game and be fine. just imagine.

he would get more K because it would keep batters slightly out of sync, maybe per pitch switch sides.... that might be cool.

so, if your a decent pitcher get your game on from the other side.

Apple - iPod + iTunes

Apples needs to have a video podcast show with iTunes, like the old school Name that tune. You could do it with family using the music store, ask family to pick catagory thern use a random iMix. play some of the clip.

"Name that iTune"

would be cool... everything sound like coldplay now
http://www.everythingsoundslikecoldplaynow.com/

This is not very motivational but classic Despair, Inc.com
My try's

I can't date a girl on 56k, man dial up no way. wanted to send here the last 30minutes of Forrest Gump but it would take days.

Wrigley Video Productions - Adobe Premiere Tutorials

What would be a good service it dynamic information.... where people could call up a number to get directions, get answers to questions. say i'm having an discusionment with my roomate in a car bout who played who in what. well call the number et it settled with a live operator. so think this would be useful with weather ect.

just sitting at the computer googling info.

ok nothing today but the thought "if a doctor leaves something in you do you get to keep it?" gold watches or ferraris are nice.

I'll tell you a good treat idea "ice Fries" French fries and ice cream. Two lovely things salty and sweet yummmy

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