Picking an animal name - not easy
A key to successfully choosing an animal name, it practice yelling the name out loud. A friend of mine her dogs name is "Budweiser", what was she thinking? Every time she goes looking for him... "Budweiser, BUDWEISER!!!" the neighbors think she's ragging drunk!

Other bad animal names:
PCP
Marijuana
Vodka
Crystal Meth
or "I'm a retard"