The worst drunk & phone interaction... is...
Number 3: the drunk dial - You keep calling and calling and calling till they answer the phone.
Number 2: the drunk message - You decide to express your feelings to the "voice recording" feature of their phone.
Number 1: the drunk forget to hang up - you decide to hang up and express your outrage, contempt, anger, sadness, goal or life changes to your drunk contemporaries all the while being to wasted to hang up the phone, thus leaving a drunk message to boot.